It's a snowy night. You have a few drinks, play some video games and then it hits you -- an overwhelming desire for a taco.
That's what apparently happened to one Baltimorean last night who posted on Craigslist under the title "DRIVER WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLE NEEDED FOR EMERGENCY TACO BELL RUN."
The poster said his or her vehicle, a "little hybrid douchemobile," wasn't up for the two-mile round trip to Taco Bell through the snow.
He or she was seeking someone to "pick my drunk [behind] up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home."
And how do you pay someone for an emergency Bell Run?
With tacos, of course.