Middle East
'We want to escape but we fear the sea': Exile in Egypt
Los Angeles Times

TV DAD: Tony Soprano, "The Sopranos"

PLAYED BY: James Gandolfini LESSON LEARNED: How to play the dating game IN HIS WORDS: "You're handsome and smart, a hard worker, and -- let's be honest -- white. That's a huge plus nowadays ... go out and get a blowjob." HBO