"Whitney": The focus of this episode is romance. Whitney hates it, Alex wants it, Lily is trying to change it, Roxanne is looking for it via sexting a stranger (who turns out to be a 15-year-old boy, oops). Whitney's best outburst — "Holy balls! I shed a tear. Who's romantic now, bitches?!" One of my favorite things about Whitney is that it is filmed in front of a live studio audience, so it's funny to catch the actors trying to stifle a smile or giggle — look for it next week. I almost forgot, Whitney acquires a samurai sword, so an impromptu Japanese voice-dub scene is in order.