I immediately noticed two disturbing things about the program. The first was that the producers apparently find it necessary to employ subtitles (!) to make the speech comprehensible. The second was that I did not need them.
And, as seems to be characteristic of reality shows, it was impossible to tell how much of the grotesquerie on display was genuine and how much had been ginned up for television.
"Never wuz I in so pleasant a frame uv mind as last night. All wuz peace with me, for after bein buffeted about the world for three skore years, at last it seemed to me ez tho forchune, tired uv persekootin a unforchnit bein, hed taken me into favor. I hed a solemn promise from the Demekratic State Central Committy in the great State uv Noo Gersey, that ez soon ez our candidate for Governor wuz dooly elected, I shood hev the position uv Dorekeeper to the House uv the Lord (wich in this State means the Capital, & wich is certainly better than dwellin in the tents uv wicked grosery keepers, on tick, ez I do), and a joodishus exhibition uv this promise hed prokoored for me unlimited facilities for borrerin, wich I improved, muchly."