20th Century Fox
September 6, 2011
What's going on: Global warming (damn you, Al Gore) is causing one extreme winter. It's a new Ice Age out there. Plus, a tidal wave.
Your survival kit: Winter coats; feeling prepared to battle wolves; not minding deep-frozen sewage
Chance you'll make it: Medium. You just have to wait it out for a few days. And eat out of vending machines.