The good folks at Public Policy Polling decided to use their valuable time Charlie Sheen poll" href="http://publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com/2011/03/palin-trails-sheen-with-independents.html" target="_blank">conducting a presidential poll including Charlie Sheen. Yes, he of Adonis DNA and tiger blood.
Even though it's been widely misreported that Sheen won matchups against both President
"Sheen's unpopularity is pretty universal across party lines," the pollsters concluded. (Which is shocking to anyone following his Twitter feed. We were under the impression he was universally #winning.)
But all the talk got us thinking: What other wildly inappropriate public figures could we pit in fantasy poll matchups against established politicians (or their offspring)? If pollsters plan to waste their time with frivolous polls, why not really waste their time?
Here are our five picks. Feel free to suggest your own.
1) GRIFFIN vs. (Willow) PALIN
2) SHEEN vs. EMANUEL
Charlie Sheen vs.
3) BACHMANN vs. MOMSEN
4) PALIN vs. ANN
Sarah Palin vs. Lisa Ann: Either way, the country gets screwed.
5) TRUMP vs. OBAMA