Ha ha. Suckers. Just kidding, don't panic, you're not the first people to buy a house. You'll still get to dine out, every once in a while. But you're going to have to start looking for great values, like dinner at Samos, the pride of Greektown. You'll leave full and only a tiny bit insecure about what it is you've just done.
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