Meanwhile, Dan -- okay, let's take a moment to talk about his hair. Our favorite angst-ridden writer had some shining moments last season, but he's not starting off on the right foot here with that Mohawk/bed head hybrid. Anyway, Dan is in Italy for his writing fellowship, and he decided to take Georgina along as his plus one. The master plotter is taking it upon herself to help Dan write a tell-all novel about the Upper East Side that's even more controversial than the last one ... cut to shot of Georgina telling Dan that his previous sex life is "50 shades of boring" as he hunches over an old school typewriter (yes, this actually happened). But Georgina's newfound calling as an editor is cut short when Blair calls to tell them that Serena is missing. Not wanting anyone to beat her to the next big scandal, Georgina drags Dan on the first plane they can catch back to the states.
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