Back on the Upper East Side, Bart and Lily have just arrived from a summer spent in the Hamptons with renewed vows. This might be record time for Lily moving on from an ex-husband. Worried about her missing daughter, Lily goes to Brooklyn to talk to (snoop on) Rufus. She thinks she sees Serenas sweater on the couch, but it really belongs to con artist Charlie/Ivy who has apparently been staying with Rufus in the loft. Of course Lily immediately suspects that the two are sleeping together, because that's the first thing on anyone's mind when talking to two people who are easily 20 years apart. For the record, the idea of a Charlie/Ivy/Rufus hook-up is more nauseating than Dan and Blair last season, which is saying something.
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