Paul Ryan: The Hulk
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( Alison Cowles, Special to b ) He's usually a mild-mannered Wisconsinite; if you're from Wisconsin, there's really no other behavioral choice. But with three simple words -- we built this -- Ryan's muscles pop and lock. With Rage Against the Machine playing on his outdated iPod, Ryan gets fiscal (conservatively) against pro-choice advocates, medicare stalwarts and generally anyone who disagrees with Ayn Rand. You wouldn't like Paul Ryan when he's angry -- his widow peak elongates with rage. |
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