Black-as-soot comedy about a set of alpha-female rich girls who make everyones high-school experience a living hell and a Heather (actually a Veronica, played by Winona Ryder) who rebels against them. LESSONS LEARNED: The worst thing to say before you die is "Corn Nuts!"; Christian Slater's behavior can be even more dangerous than his acting; people love their dead gay sons. Also, authority run amok must be quelled.