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Clippers fans, get ready: Here comes Steve Ballmer! Check out videos

Los Angeles ClippersSteve BallmerDallas MavericksMark Cuban

“I’m big, I’m bald and I’m loud.” That’s Steve Ballmer’s highly accurate self-assessment.

He could add hammy, emotional, aggressive, prone to sobbing, often sweaty and scores more adjectives that fall under the category “oversized personality.”

Whatever else they thought of him, employees at Microsoft — where he recently retired as CEO — marveled at his over-the-top energy level. A casting director might think of Shrek possessed by the Energizer Bunny. Ballmer's adrenal glands seem on perpetual jet stream. If his $2-billion bid for the Los Angeles Clippers succeeds, he’ll make fiery Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban seem like a mellow fellow.

But don’t take our word for it. Check out the video evidence:

 

 I ... LOVE ... THIS ... COMPANY

 

DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS

 

Developers, the dance track

 

Ballmer preps for Hollywood

 

'I Had the Time of My Life' (sniff, sniff)

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