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Mary Kitchen

Like many divine presences, the corned beef hash goddess has a past shrouded in mystery. No one really knows if Mary Kitchen is based on a real person or not. With a name like that, I kinda doubt it. Also doubt that she'd be alive today if real. Hormel Foods is marking the 60th anniversary of the brand with a new retro-style "image" of Mary on the label. Status: UNCERTAINHormel image