8 and 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday at The Comedy Bar, 157 W. Ontario Street A rotating roster of comedians perform at the River North comedy club co-owned by Belushi ("According to Jim"). "The only way to a woman's heart is through her mouth," said Belushi, who will not be at The Comedy Bar this weekend but will be there Feb. 22 and 23. "Feed her chocolate, give her a drink, kiss her and make her laugh. Laughter equals sex. Since the Comedy Bar opened, there have been 1,800 verifiable pregnancies due to seeing the show. If you don't want kids, bring laugh guards."
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