Among the many ways there are to waste one's time on the Internet, checking out what Frankie Avalon is up to seems pretty low on the priority totem pole. Yet, there it is, FrankieAvalon.com, a complete source for all things Avalon, including his tour schedule, an extensive video-clip collection, and biography. The best part is the Frankie Avalon store, where Avalon's signature tanning lotion and Zero Pain arthritis cream are for sale. Don't miss: the "Avalon News" section, where the website's content producer felt the need to post the MTV article titled, "Who Is Frankie Avalon and Why Was He on 'American Idol.' " If the online majority has to ask, Frankie, maybe the Internet is not the best way to reach your fandom constituency. Maybe you should try telegraph.
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