"Why is it so hard for publications to respect that I would like the identity of my child kept private for safety reasons?," Kutcher said Tuesday on
The complimentary headline -- "Ashton Kutcher’s baby is cuter than yours" -- clearly wasn't enough to make up for a violation of the spirit of the "No Kids Policy" adhered to by many media outlets since last year. Publications that follow to the practice, championed in particular by
But the shot of Ashton and Wyatt while they were just hanging out wouldn't make the cut for the likes of People, E! News, Just Jared, the "Today" show and many others that agreed last year to start playing nice.
In any case, Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been conscious of their daughter's public presence her entire life.
"Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world," Kutcher said as he revealed the baby's name publicly in the days following her Sept. 30 birth. "May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy."
Catch that last one?
Heck, they were concerned even before she was born.
Before going public with her moniker, Kutcher said, the actors reserved all the domain names, email addresses, Instagram and Twitter handles they could think of that were permutations of Wyatt Isabelle.
"I don't want a porn site with my daughter's name!" he told Conan O'Brien last October.
Hey, we can honor that.