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Charlie Sheen Takes to the Web Again, Rhymes About CBS Execs

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LOS ANGELES (KTLA) -- Actor Charlie Sheen continued with his "torpedo of truth" campaign Tuesday night, airing another bizarre episode of 'Sheen's Korner' on his Ustream channel.

Just hours after being fired from the hit TV show 'Two and a Half Men' on Monday, Sheen took to the Internet, issuing yet another bizarre rant.

"Now, everyone's 20 years behind my book, catching up, saying, 'My gosh, where was all this brilliance?'" Sheen declared.

He continued, "And I'm saying it was right there. You had the poetry in your magic fingertips the entire time, to flip my perfect pages and read my perfect words, but you didn't go there because you judged me, you condemned me, you discarded me. Well, not anymore. Winning!"

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Sheen made a series of bizarre statements, including, "People need to hear my gold as it rolls out, not as it's like disappearing, like so many frickin', you know, magicians' rabbits."

He also proclaimed, "Apocalypse... me... the jaws of life," and "Everybody wins!"

Warner Bros. announced the decision to fire Sheen on Monday afternoon, citing his "dangerously self-destructive conduct," difficulty at work and inflammatory comments to producers, TV executives said.

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on 'Two and a Half Men' effective immediately," the studio said in a statement.

In an 11-page letter, attorneys for Warner Bros. said Sheen was being fired because in recent months he had been forgetting lines, turning up late or missing rehearsals and made "comments poisoning key working relationships."

TV executives believed Sheen's drug and alcohol abuse was also "endangering his life."

Despite repeated attempts, including a personal appeal in January by CBS chief executive Les Moonves, Sheen refused to enter a rehab facility for treatment, the letter said.

"Let us state the obvious," began the letter, obtained by

"Your client (Sheen) has been engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill."

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Sheen responded with his own statement.

"It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension," Sheen said in a statement. His lawyers said they planned to sue Warner Bros. Television.

A spokesman for Warner Bros. Television said on Monday that no decision had been made about the future of "Two and A Half Men."

Sheen had a contract with the TV show that runs through to the end of the 2012 TV season.

CBS and Warner Brothers released a statement last week saying that the studio would not be producing new shows for the remainder of the year.

"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season," the statement said.

Sheen rebutted, referring to show creator Chuck Lorre by his birth name in an open letter released to the media after CBS's decision to suspend the show.

"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows," he wrote."I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong."

TMZ posted a story earlier Thursday quoting Sheen challenging Lorre to a fight, calling him "a stupid, stupid little man and a pu**y punk that I never want to be like."

That statement was part of a radio interview on the Alex Jones show, during which Sheen also said, "I embarrassed him [Lorre] in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace his unevolved mind cannot process."

Sheen also blasted Alcoholics Anonymous as a cult, and criticized both the Pope and Thomas Jefferson.

The show had already been on hiatus since January when Sheen was admitted to rehab after allegedly hosting a party overflowing with drugs and porn stars.

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