New summer TV 2008
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ABC's "Dance Machine" June 27( Kelsey McNeal / ABC )
Show: "Dance Machine," ABC, June 27
Premise: When networks promise "real people from all walks of life," we cant help but think that the producers cast broke, shameless hams with no talent in a competitive dance show that pits six people against one another for a $100,000 cash prize. Actually, for one night of convulsing in front of a few million viewers, we might be willing.
Why you should watch: You shouldn't, and not because of its premise, but because ABC scheduled it on Friday nights when youll be out in the yard barbecuing with friends.