Repeatedly attempts to score in "Fanboys" by approaching women and employing the same Jedi mind trick. ("You want to take your shirt off.") By "Take Me Home," he has graduated to using Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" as an opening gambit. This fails too, though he does improbably make out with Michelle Trachtenberg for reasons that can only be ascribed to her consumption of large quantities of alcohol.
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