Kirk Douglas, 93-year-old legend that he is, is pleading with a New York judge to go easy on his grandson Cameron (thats Cameron Douglas, not Kirk Cameron). As you'll undoubtedly remember, Cameron was dealing meth -- which, according to his lawyer, was only because he had to support his own heroin problem. We're not sure that listing heroin as one of your dependents will work, but heck, it's worth a college try. Click here to read more.
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