World problem #6: Nuclear waste disposal Celebrity Solution: Kabbalah water Okay, yes, it was Madonna who came up with this solution. (How did you guess?) Concerned about the possibility of an ecological disaster due to too much nuclear waste, she and hubby Guy "Yes, I am a Director, Not Just Her Husband" Ritchie began lobbying the British government and nuclear industry to let them know they had the perfect answer: Kabbalah water, a "mystical" liquid that helps do pretty much anything and everything...including, clearly, defanging nuclear waste. And they had proof! Well, "claims" .... that the magic fluid already has worked on Russian nuclear waste. Sadly, scientists and government officials aren't as prescient as Madge and remain naysayers. Said one, "It was like a crank call ... the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically."
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