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Movie: "Punch-Drunk Love" (2002)
Sandler is: Barry Egan, owner of a small plunger warehouse
Quote: "I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say 'that's that', Mattress Man."
Estimated IQ rank: 125-129, superior
Love interest: Lena (Emily Watson), a co-worker of Barry's sister, who orchestrated a meeting with him after seeing his picture.
Defining moment: Collecting embarrassing amounts of Healthy Choice pudding in order to get enough frequent flyer miles to go to Hawaii. Surprisingly clever.