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Ten Alternative Punishments for Paris

In the spirit of appropriate retribution, here are 10 punishments more fitting to her multi-year crime spree against entertainment consumers

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Deborah Netburn and Joseph A. Kapsch Times Staff Writers

June 8, 2007

The majority of the public seems to think Paris Hilton belongs back in the clinker. The heiress herself may disagree as she yelled, "Mom, mom, it's not right" when she was carted back to complete her sentence.

In the unfolding media frenzy, it seems Hilton is on trial not for the listed driving offenses but for smirking at the public for years.

In the spirit of appropriate retribution, click here for a look at 10 alternative punishments more fitting to her multi-year crime spree against entertainment consumers.