For three weeks, the Los Angeles Comedy Festival will dish out as much comedy as our entertainment-obsessed city can stand. Every variety will be represented -- stand-up, improv, sketch and film -- so no one will be under-served. Acts include Live! Sex! Girls! and Guide People for Blind Dogs, who describe themselves as the "classy boxed wine of comedy." The Famous ACME Comedy Theatre in Hollywood, 135 N. La Brea Ave. Today-Nov. 22. $10-$12. www.lacomedyfest.com.