Authenticity: Heroes' quest for undersized possibly meat-based product accurately reflects the depths pot users will sink to after inhaling.
Stoned-track: Harold (Kal Penn) dreams of romancing and marrying a giant bag of weed to Heart's "Crazy on You."
Place in pot culture: Movie's cult status now compromised by Penn's current employment in Obama administration. No one smokes pot in Washington, do they?
Photo: John Cho, left, and Kal Penn in "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle." Credit: Sophie Giraud / New Line Productions