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Christian's doctor told him his cancer is back, so he married Liz, who is a lesbian, but apparently only when he's not around. Sean's new girlfriend leads a double life that involves using anesthesia during foreplay and sometimes killing people. Sean is enjoying the anesthesia part. Just before Liz and Christian left for a honeymoon in Italy, the doctor called and told Christian there had been a lab mix-up and the cancer's in remission. D'oh!
FX, 10 p.m. Oct. 14