'Green Card'

<a class="taxInlineTagLink" id="PECLB001380" title="Gerard Depardieu" href="/topic/entertainment/gerard-depardieu-PECLB001380.topic">Gerard Depardieu</a> (remember when he was a sex symbol?) and <a class="taxInlineTagLink" id="PECLB003176" title="Andie McDowell" href="/topic/entertainment/andie-mcdowell-PECLB003176.topic">Andie McDowell</a> (remember when she was relevant?) marry so he can stay in the country and she can get a great apartment. When the INS pokes its collective nose in, the odd couple (she's a neat freak and he's a slob... and French) realize they really do love each other.<br> <br> <b>Lesson learned:</b> Know your partner. Spend a few minutes exchanging facts, and the INS might not be able to successfully discredit your sham marriage.<br> <br> -- Andy Grieser, <a href="http://www.zap2it.com">Zap2it</a>

Gerard Depardieu (remember when he was a sex symbol?) and Andie McDowell (remember when she was relevant?) marry so he can stay in the country and she can get a great apartment. When the INS pokes its collective nose in, the odd couple (she's a neat freak and he's a slob... and French) realize they really do love each other.

Lesson learned: Know your partner. Spend a few minutes exchanging facts, and the INS might not be able to successfully discredit your sham marriage.

-- Andy Grieser, Zap2it

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