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When Antonio (Tony Shalhoub, pre-detective) faces being sent back to Italy, Helen (Crystal Bernard) steps in to marry him. It works... except that the marriage contract stipulates she must wait a few years before getting a divorce.<br>
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<b>Lesson learned:</b> Read the fine print. A quickie sham marriage sounds appealing, but be sure you can get out of the deal when the INS is off your back.<br>
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-- Andy Grieser, <a href="http://www.zap2it.com">Zap2it</a>

When Antonio (Tony Shalhoub, pre-detective) faces being sent back to Italy, Helen (Crystal Bernard) steps in to marry him. It works... except that the marriage contract stipulates she must wait a few years before getting a divorce.

Lesson learned: Read the fine print. A quickie sham marriage sounds appealing, but be sure you can get out of the deal when the INS is off your back.

-- Andy Grieser, Zap2it

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