JOKES AND RIDDLES
January 23, 2011
January 23, 2011
Jokes & Riddles
What is the best drink to enjoy when you play music? Ti (tea)
February 27, 2011
February 27, 2011
Jokes & riddles
Where do you wash musical instruments? In the "bass"ment!
March 28, 2010
March 28, 2010
JOKES & RIDDLES
What is the best tool to bring to math class? Multi-pliers!
March 21, 2010
March 21, 2010
Jokes & Riddles
What are a cannibal's favorite foods? Cannibal's soup and hand-burgers.
March 14, 2010
March 14, 2010
JOKES & RIDDLES
What are the four seasons? Baseball, basketball, soccer & football!
February 28, 2010
February 28, 2010
JOKES & RIDDLES
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
February 21, 2010
February 21, 2010
JOKES & RIDDLES
Why did the astronaut sleep so close to the sun? She was a light sleeper.
February 7, 2010
February 7, 2010
JOKES & RIDDLES
What did the violet say to the rose on Valentine's Day? I feel blue.
January 31, 2010
January 31, 2010
JOKES & RIDDLES
Why did the turtle cross the road? He wanted to get to the shell station!
March 29, 2009
Jokes & Riddles
The cow is asked, "Are you from Russia?" The answer: "Yes, I'm a Mos-cow!"
April 8, 2007
JOKES & RIDDLES
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm.
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