Los Angeles Times

Clark loses it

Clark has the cathartic moment many of us wish we could have during the often-stressful season. Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ----- Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a-- down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a------- this side of the nuthouse."Christmas Vacation"/Warner Bros.