U.S. and 11 Pacific Rim nations reach deal on massive trade accord
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That list of porn titles based on this year’s movies, courtesy of Wayne (Mike Meyers) and Garth (Dana Carvey), went on a tad bit longer than necessary. Once we got to number seven, “The Suck-It List,” we’d gotten the gist. Kevin Winter / Getty Images