Movie review: 'Unaccompanied Minors'

EntertainmentMoviesGina MantegnaLewis BlackPaul FeigDyllan ChristopherJames Williams

1½ stars (out of four)

A layover disguised as a film, "Unaccompanied Minors" tells a John Hughesian tale of six kids stranded at an airport over the holidays. It comes from a story (a sharp nine-minute number called "Babysitting," by Susan Burton) originally broadcast on the Ira Glass-hosted radio series "This American Life." With that pedigree you think: Promising. Unconventional. Yet the screenplay apparently went through some sort of airport security scanner that sucked out all the quirks.

Burton's story, which you can hear on thislife.org, touched on the theme of children of divorced parents shuttling, routinely, from one city to another. For many kids an airport on Christmas Eve becomes, in Burton's words, "the transfer point between mom and dad."

Screenwriters Jacob Meszaros and Mya Stark flatten that rich seriocomic premise into a terminal variation on "The Breakfast Club." Traveling from mom's house in Colorado to dad's in Michigan, Spencer (Dyllan Christopher) and his sister Katherine (Dominique Saldana) find themselves snowed in at an unspecified Midwestern airport. They're joined by a gaggle of other kids in similar situations, including the upscale "Mean Girls" wannabe (Gina Mantegna), the Ally Sheedy knockoff (Quinn Shephard), the Harvard-bound whiz kid (Tyler James Williams of "Everybody Hates Chris") and the superhero-worshipping loner (Brett Kelly of "Bad Santa").

Under the stern eye of the passenger relations manager (top-billed Lewis Black, evidently adding little or none of his own material) and the more sympathetic supervision of his number two (Wilmer Valderrama), the kids lead their adult handlers on one antic chase after another, inside and outside the airport. More adversaries than allies, the kids begin by waging class warfare on each other (the rich girl calls the middle-class boy "Kmart"), but end by realizing they're better off as a team.

Screenwriters can't win. If the writers had the guts (and the jokes) to fashion a bittersweet comedy with a fully earned happy ending, "Unaccompanied Minors" probably wouldn't have been made. As is, it's a prefab slapstick-'n'-pathos stew that doesn't taste like anything. Director Paul Feig created the fine TV series "Freaks and Geeks" but can't do much with this material. Glass receives an executive producer's credit, but we'll have to take "Unaccompanied Minors" as a down payment on the next "This American Life" story expanded for the movies.

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'Unaccompanied Minors'

Directed by Paul Feig; screenplay by Jacob Meszaros and Mya Stark, based on Susan Burton's "Babysitting" heard on "This American Life"; cinematography by Christopher Baffa; edited by George Folsey Jr. and Brad E. Wilhite; production design by Aaron Osborne; music by Michael Andrews; produced by Lauren Shuler Donner and Michael Aguilar. A Warner Bros. Pictures release. Running time: 1:29. MPAA rating: PG (mild rude humor and language).

Oliver -- Lewis Black

Zach -- Wilmer Valderrama

Charlie -- Tyler James Williams

Spencer -- Dyllan Christopher

Katherine -- Dominique Saldana

Grace -- Gina Mantegna

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