Craig Ferguson, on 'Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,' Oct. 9 "At a concert last week [ Madonna] said she was going to kick Sarah Palins ass. Im thinking Id quite like to see that. Thats going to be a sexy little underpants pillow fight. Like Madonna tries to poke out the eyes with her pointy cone bra and Palin's well-protected with the naughty librarian glasses. Get out of my dreams and into my shiny-floored studio. But Madonna and Sarah Palin are very different, of course. One is a dangerously insane celebrity who has no business discussing politics and the other one is Madonna, so right there..."
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