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Mr. Flip Productions is proud to present, direct from the Ramada Inn on Route 9 in Lakewood, N.J., presenting her one-woman tribute to the great Connie Francis, Miss Francie Conway!
OK, we couldn't quite afford such high-class entertainment here at The Flip Side, but if Miss Conway were here, we have a song she could sing, exploring the issue of baseball and steroids and performed to the tune of that great Connie Francis smash, "Where the Boys Are."
Where the 'roids are
Home runs wait for me
With each needle pinch
Biceps grow an inch
The fans cheer endlessly
When I hit one
It sails far through the night
Only half a swing
And the ball goes zing
The press praises my might
Will they catch me?
Could I be so dumb?
Where the 'roids are
Where the 'roids are
Where the 'roids are
There'll be a home run
When it comes to celebrity fans, Cincinnati has Nick Lachey and Kentucky has Ashley Judd. Final score in NCAA second round: Kentucky 69, Cincinnati 60.
OK, we couldn't quite afford such high-class entertainment here at The Flip Side, but if Miss Conway were here, we have a song she could sing, exploring the issue of baseball and steroids and performed to the tune of that great Connie Francis smash, "Where the Boys Are."
Where the 'roids are
Home runs wait for me
With each needle pinch
Biceps grow an inch
The fans cheer endlessly
When I hit one
It sails far through the night
Only half a swing
And the ball goes zing
The press praises my might
Will they catch me?
Could I be so dumb?
Where the 'roids are
Where the 'roids are
Where the 'roids are
There'll be a home run
When it comes to celebrity fans, Cincinnati has Nick Lachey and Kentucky has Ashley Judd. Final score in NCAA second round: Kentucky 69, Cincinnati 60.
