Helen Hunt takes off her clothes to show poor Mark the way;
Pilates Pilates Pilates Sessions help to save the day.
Chris Walken has an illness that ends A Late Quartet
Philip Seymour Hoffman wants the top spot in the set.
His wife objects, and he sneaks off to share a dancer's bed.
Out by midnight with your stuff, Catherine Keener said.
Ben Affleck in bad facial hair fakes a sci-fi show
To save American hostages from the Iranian foe.
The CIA and Hollywood are brought in on the ruse.
In Argo, it's a contest: Which one is more obtuse?
The guys behind "The Matrix" take us on a space/time trip:
Halle Berry, fabricants, a stowaway on a ship;
Tom Hanks talks pidgin English in a leather snood.
Cloud Atlas is the name, but why? No one knows that, dude.
Philip Seymour Hoffman is The Master of a cult.
Joaquin Phoenix drinks and brawls, scarcely an adult.
Joaquin keeps faith with Philip until from grace he falls.
Amy Adams as a cult mom is one scary doll.
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