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Patt Morrison

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Recent Columns:
March 12, 2009
Now it's my turn to be a statistic.

March 5, 2009
Heck, yeah, California should throw a constitutional convention.

February 26, 2009
The guy who wrote that the American frontier closed more than 100 years ago -- he's a five-star moron.

February 19, 2009
You. In the stiff new fedora and drinking a caipirinha. Stop playing fast and loose with the map of L.A.

February 12, 2009
It must be the worst case of bad movie timing since John Dillinger decided to take in the late show at the Biograph.

February 5, 2009
Oh, I want it. I want it bad.

January 22, 2009
Whoa, there. Don't let the inauguration lull you into a false sense of ease. You're not finished with voting yet.

January 18, 2009
It's the closest thing to a crown that America's small-r republican first ladies get -- the simultaneously regal and egalitarian Inauguration Day hat.

January 15, 2009
If what it takes to fix California -- to fix everything about the way it raises money and spends it -- is to let it wreck itself first, then maybe we have to let that happen.

January 8, 2009
Your remote control isn't screwed up. As of now, there really is nothing on some cable channels.