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Recent Columns:
Now it's my turn to be a statistic.
Heck, yeah, California should throw a constitutional convention.
The guy who wrote that the American frontier closed more than 100 years ago -- he's a five-star moron.
You. In the stiff new fedora and drinking a caipirinha. Stop playing fast and loose with the map of L.A.
It must be the worst case of bad movie timing since John Dillinger decided to take in the late show at the Biograph.
Oh, I want it. I want it bad.
Whoa, there. Don't let the inauguration lull you into a false sense of ease. You're not finished with voting yet.
It's the closest thing to a crown that America's small-r republican first ladies get -- the simultaneously regal and egalitarian Inauguration Day hat.
If what it takes to fix California -- to fix everything about the way it raises money and spends it -- is to let it wreck itself first, then maybe we have to let that happen.
Your remote control isn't screwed up. As of now, there really is nothing on some cable channels.

