It is the summer-time and that means one thing, BIG BROTHER. It is the only time in which we can watch total strangers 24/7 and it is totally, 100% socially acceptable.
Four by four, houseguests enter the big brother house. It is funny that everyone enters happy then leaves upset, mad, and bitter… well except for the eventual winner.
Just as everyone gets settled in. –Ding- Julie Chen announces the “expect the unexpected” twist. Everyone was shocked. Guys, it’s the 14th season, this is expected! Poor Ian was about to poop his pants as Julie further revealed the twist.
Four more houseguests will enter the house, however, they won’t play the same game. Oh, yeah these players are all-star former players and will coach the newbies. If one of their newbies win, the coach wins 100 grand. Dan (season 10), Britney (season 12), Janelle (season 6+7) and Boogie (season 2+7) will be their mentors.
As the mentors enter the house, Ian’s face went from, ‘I need to use the bathroom’ to ‘I just pooped my pants’, and finally, ‘I hope no one smells my soiled pants.’ Ian definitely looked uncomfortable with the twist.
~The School Yard Pick~
Each coach picked 3 players to be on their team. Dan saw a resemblance of Willie and Russel Hantz and he did not want to have him on his team. Janelle and Boogie discussed Willie and decided not to tell the other coaches about his resemblance. PAUSE: Dear Janelle, why are you even talking to the guy that stabbed you in the back in the All-Star season?!?!? :Resume. Britney being completely unaware, picks Willie as a teammate. Hmm can we take a FLASHBACK to her last season being unaware about the Brigade.
The final team roster sits
Team Dan: Kara, Danielle and Jodi
Team Janelle: Wil, Ashley, and Joe