Little Short Cuts
THE REVERSE MULLET
AS WORN BY: Rihanna
MANE MASTER: Ursula Stephen, who also cuts singer Keyshia Cole’s locks, is the pop star’s exclusive stylist.
Price: Don’t ask. Stephen works almost exclusively with Rihanna.
PROS: Now those 20-carat diamond earrings can really shine.
CONS: Two words: Ocular icicles
WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT ITS WEARER: “I’m not afraid to look tomboyish, even at the risk of resembling Duckie from ‘Pretty in Pink.’ ” (Lionel Cironneau / AP)
THE WISP
AS WORN BY: Renée Zellweger
MANE MASTER: Cervando at the Neil George Salon in L.A., who also works with Gina Gershon and Drea de Matteo, cuts the Southern pixie’s tresses.
Price: $350 at Neil George Salon
PROS: Dripping with “America’s Sweetheart” appeal, à la Meg Ryan
CONS: Annoyingly ambiguous-length bangs (Zellweger couldn’t stop fiddling with them while on Oscar’s red carpet)
WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT ITS WEARER: “I’m cuter than a toddler on a St. Bernard.” (Spencer Weiner / Los Angeles Times)
THE LITTLE DUTCH GIRL
AS WORN BY: Selma Blair
MANE MASTER: L.A. hairdresser Chris McMillan crafted this one, though hair guru Garren was responsible for her shaved Flock of Seagulls coif last year.
Price: $600 at his salon
PROS: Channels silent-film icon Louise Brooks
CONS: Always begging boyfriend for neck-hair trims
WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT ITS WEARER: “I’m starting my own Chanel-clad punk-rock band.” (Brad Barket / Getty Images)
THE IRON CURTAINS
AS WORN BY: Victoria Beckham
MANE MASTER: Fellow Brit Ben Cooke, who pals around L.A. with the Spice Girl and is planning to open a salon here soon.
Price: $386 at his London salon, Lockonego
PROS: Slices bread
CONS: Demands its own Manolos
WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT ITS WEARER: “It doesn’t get any more high-maintenance than this.” (Evan Agostini / AP)
THE SUBURBAN
AS WORN BY: Charlize Theron
MANE MASTER: Celeb-clipper Enzo Angileri, who works at L.A.’s Yuki Sharoni salon, has also sheared Lucy Liu and Debra Messing.
Price: $400 at Yuki Sharoni
PROS: Blending in at the Grove
CONS: Blending in at Wal-Mart
WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT ITS WEARER: “Did you pick the kids up from karate?” (Marsaili McGrath / Getty Images)