owhere are there more daydreams about air travel than on a congested highway. So where better to put signage that touts helicopter rides "from $20" than
Air Florida Helicopter Charters, based on
, backs up to I-4 and tempts passers-by with choppers taking flight. The company offers nine aerial tours of Central Florida landmarks. The longer the trip, the higher the price.
Careful readers of that not-so-fine-print will realize the
part of "from $20" is key. That price is for ages 12 and younger on the shortest tour — a three-minute spree over the
areas. That trip is $25 for adults.
I upgraded to the $45 tour, which tosses in more International Drive scenery and a Universal Orlando approach. Flight time: seven minutes.
After a short safety briefing, we were escorted to the landing pad. We were told we didn't have to duck the rotating blades, but that was the inclination. We were buckled in and given headphones to communicate with the pilot. The seating was roomier than expected, not cramped.
Our first leg ran along and above I-4. It was easy to feel superior to the groundlings. In the distance we could see
— a.k.a., the Epcot ball — at no additional charge. We curved around SeaWorld,
. It was like a living, breathing park map — interesting to see those parks in relationship to one another.
The pilot indicated points of interest without sounding Chamber of Commerce-y. You might want more guidance, but he has important flying to do. As we moved north, he said we were going 120 mph at 800 feet. And usually you can see downtown Orlando, but it was too hazy. (No-duh note: Go on clear day.)
After breezing by the Universal parks, we returned to home base via the I-Drive in the sky. Here was the most unlikely sight: I-Drive looking serene.
In keeping with my trend of seeing old places anew, I stopped at that ginormous
on I-Drive. For years I have admired the french-fried architecture but never entered the outlet, carefully billed as the "world's largest entertainment McDonald's & PlayPlace."
It has to be large to accommodate more than 100 arcade games, a gift shop, a ticket counter and a fountain. Most games are upstairs, where, curiously, no food or drink is allowed. It's practically a Fun Spot, without go-karts.
The place was teeming with children, most of them saying "WOW!" For them, it was all that and a bag of fries.
Sky is blue (and orange)
Finally from our I-Drive outing, a note about the SkyVenture Orlando structure. The indoor skydiving venue recently underwent a paint job, resulting in a new orange-and-blue look.
I thought maybe a Seminole had lost a bet. Not so.
"It has nothing to do with the Gators," says a SkyVenture representative.
It IS Rockit science
Sit down and read about the seats for
upcoming coaster, Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit. You'll get
situated and make soundtrack decisions there before taking off. Many more details at OrlandoSentinel.com/tpr
TV chef Jon Ashton will visit
and explore "The Science of Milk" on Saturday. Details at OrlandoSentinel.com/tpr
SOME CHERRY PIE?:
Warrant is the musical guest at Thursday's Velvet Sessions at Hard Rock Hotel. Details at OrlandoSentinel.com/tpr
Dewayne Bevil can be reached at 407-420-5477 or