Justin Timberlake has signed on as a pitchman for McDonald's. So does this mean we can look forward to dittiessuch as "Fry, Fry, Fry" or "Double Quarter Pounder Gonna Rock Your Body"?
Our Group to Resurrect the Era of Awful Songwriting for Eternity (GREASE) has thought of some other singers who might tailor their hits for the keepers of the Golden Arches:
Pink -- Get the Patty Started
JC Chasez -- Blowin' Me Up (With Too Many Extra Value Meals)
Toby Keith and Willie Nelson -- Hot Apple Pies for My Horses
Madonna -- Papa Don't Overeat
Jimmy Buffett -- McDonaldsville
Neil Sedaka -- Calorie Girl
Eminem -- Lose Yourself in the McRib
The Supremes -- You Can't McFlurry Love
t.A.T.u -- All the Things She Supersized
Ruben Studdard -- Frying Without Wings
Cyndi Lauper -- Girls Just Want to Have Buns
Sir Mix-a-Lot -- Baby Got Big Mac
Darryl Worley -- Have You Forgotten My Ketchup?
Rolling Stones -- You Can't Always Get What You Ordered