Los Angeles Times

#5: Don't be a douche

This should go without saying, but that deadly cocktail of passion and multiple beers gets the best of us all sometimes. You can still talk trash and be a gracious host though: A quick chart: Fans of teams not in the AL Central get a beer or a hot dog. Fans of AL Central teams that aren't the Royals get chips and a lot of trash talk. Royals fans get hugs. NL team fans get a beer. Cubs fans get nothing. Easy, right? - Ernest WilkinsTribune File photo