Kevin Gregg (and all Cubs closers this century not named Kerry Wood)

Kerry WoodAntonio AlfonsecaLaTroy HawkinsKevin GreggTom Gordon
Sorry, Kevin, you're just the poster boy for guys like LaTroy Hawkins, Antonio Alfonseca, Tom Gordon ... we can't even go on. Cubs closers have stood out as being bad for years. And that's saying something. Chicago Tribune