Stop what you're doing, take a deep breath, and absorb this news: R. Kelly a.k.a. The King a.k.a. Kelz a.k.a. the Poet Laureate of the People, will be one of the headliners at this year's
The three-day festival announced its other two headliners today, including Bjork and Belle and Sebastian, but the real news here is that Chicago's prodigal son will be bumping and grinding onstage in Union Park this summer. It's the freakin' weekend indeed.