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George Clooney, Matt Damon and other 'Ocean's Thirteen' stars

My first-ever red carpet video interview, and it went swimmingly. It was good to get a few questions with Damon, Don Cheadle, Ellen Barkin and Bernie Mac (who had fun messing with me), but I must admit what I'll always remember was this exchange with Clooney, tied to, cough, the biggest news event of that week: "If you were Paris Hilton and you just got out of jail, what's the first thing you would do?" George Clooney: "If I was Paris Hilton, I would touch myself a lot."