Sung in the style of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People SCENE: You walk into what appears to be an Empire-controlled bar with stormtroopers everywhere. As R2D2 and C-3PO look on, bounty hunter Boba Fett cuts in on the party and manages to look limber on the dance floor despite the full body armor. LYRICS: "It's conscription/ but I'm sure you will find many ways to have a good time" SAMPLE DANCE MOVE: The Speeder VERDICT: Badass Boba Fett going disco is amusing, but the cheesy lyrics to "Empire Today" are a bit of a mess. This song should stay in a galaxy far, far away.
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