The dude with the dog

Dude is on a mission. He's got a hungry pooch and a libido to match. "Oh, this little guy? His name is (insert name of liquor bros drink here)." Does it matter that the dog is actually his roommate's? Does it matter that he's wearing a "I [bleep] on the first date" T-shirt without even a hint of irony? No. No, it doesn't. People with dogs > people without dogs. Just the way it is.
Chuan D. Vo
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