As this family played miniature golf in Bradenton, deputies say 49-year-old Christopher Hobbs was also playing...with his private parts, in nearby hedges, reports WWSB ABC News-40 in Sarasota.
When the family spotted the 49-year-old man a second time -- this time on hole #16 -- they called the Sheriff's Office.
A responding deputy literally caught Hobbs with his pants down. Hoobs allegedly told the deputy he was masturbating because he had nothing better to do, according to the report.
This sort of behavior appears to be par for the course for Hobbs.
Inmate records show Hobbs had been booked into the Manatee County Jail three times in February for indecent public exposure.
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