This report of a theft sounds a little half-baked.
Also missing: Three jars of pizza sauce, a red suede down full length vest and three jogging pants. But the thief left some salsa for her at the door, according to the report.
Sounds like someone is one biscuit short of a picnic.
Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's
blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart