Instead, Foxworth gave reporters a silly sound bite that only made sense for this blog. But hey, I'll take it.
Stepping up to the podium after Colts center
"I feel the same as Jeff. I have a tremendous amount of love for Jeff," he said. "I think the biggest thing that I needed to say [is that I have] a great deal of appreciation for my wife, who is taking care of our eight-month old daughter and studying for the bar [exam] at the same time to allow me to be here. Other than that, I think they just put me up here for eye candy. Because obviously, I am more attractive than anyone else who has been up here, and I just like pissing De [Smith] off as much as possible."