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Your turn: What would you name your Preakness racehorse?

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This Saturday afternoon, while legendary rock bands such as Puddle of Mudd perform in the Infield at Pimlico and college kids try be legendary like a guy wearing half of a horse costume, there will be horse races. And some of those horses will have clever names that make you laugh if you're paying attention to the track.

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like there will be any really good names during the 136th running of the Preakness Stakes. But here's hoping the undercards deliver a few good ones like "Onoitsmymothernlaw," "Bodacious Tatas" or "Nosupeforyou" -- the names of a few horses that ran in past Triple Crown races.

(I'm a fan of "The Office" -- well, before Jim and Pam got hitched -- so I enjoy "Thats Whatshesaid.")

We have a horse name generator on the Baltimore Sun Sports Facebook page, but I want to know what you would name your steed -- and remember, there are naming rules to follow.

Your turn: What would you name your Preakness horse? Would you go for laughs or a more intimidating moniker?

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